Funny Commercial Videos: Cigarettes

This funny commercial video is about a certain cigarette brand named New Testament cigarettes. I think it is such an “unholy” deed for them to decide on naming a cigar brand after a biblical term. The thing that makes this clip hilarious is the unexpected turnout of events, wherein you really can’t imagine this scene to be happening anywhere in the world, do you? One can easily be fooled by the very slow and serene set-up of the video but when the priest and the other man started talking to one another, you can’t really do much of a thing but just laugh. Another funny line to remember was the tag the priest said at the end wherein he exclaimed, “I smoke em, He smoke em.” It was as if, this product is being endorsed by a priest. Who in God’s name will actually buy this one? Or is this the official cigar of all the priests under the Vatican order, which can be legally used by the so-called preachers of “The Word?” Hmmm… when I come to think of it, it really is impossible to even picture out this cigarette to be marketed. Thus, the entire funny commercial video clip is very hilarious because it used a very serious mood but the conversation being carried out is like “all hell broke lose.”

Moreover, not only did the priest give his own cigarette to the man but he actually recommended it to him because he gave assurance that if he [the other man] will use it instead of his own cigarettes [for sinners], then all of his sins will be forgiven. Now, what in the world is that remark? Is that blasphemous or what?

Funny Commercial Video: Use Condoms 1

Funny Commercial Video

Want to see sperm cells in action? Literally! This is a very visual and informative clip that enables you to picture out what actually is going on with condoms. This is like a major scale safe sex information campaign that shows everything in BIG sizes, and I really mean big.

Imagine yourself being followed by your own sperms [to the guys only]. Isn’t that ridiculous? In fact, men have millions of sperms and this shows how plentiful they are, but don’t be fooled by how BIG they are, haha. To add flavor, music is constantly played throughout this funny commercial video, using the mellow-dramatic song “Feelings” by Morris Albert. There is a man walking along the street with his sperm, really! And you can actually see a street-full of enlarged white sperm cells. He seemed to be constantly looking at his watch as if he was pressured by the ticking of time and smelling his breath to make sure it doesn’t smell bad. Maybe he is looking for his date?

Finally, he stopped at the corner of the street having seen his girl. The girl waved at him. Then he rushed towards her and found himself kissing the road because he was suddenly overtaken by the fast moving and crowding number of the sperms from his back. With amazement, the girl looks confused as innumerable numbers of sperms are fast approaching her. Without notice, the sperms seem to bump into a plastic, transparent wall. On aerial view, they actually bumped into the inner surface of a HUGE condom. I’m not over stating it, because it is really humongous. Well, that’s safe sex. Go see for yourself.

The Effect Of Beer On Men Funny Video

This is a funny video about alcoholic beverages. Beer has impacts to a man’s cognition, including funny effects, that is. In here, we have a man who is beginning to drink his beer. He is sitting at the table in front of another woman in her own table, who appears to be of the age from 30 to 40, wearing black sweater, and eyeglasses. She has a pony tail hairdo pictured as a geeky, office-type, “ugly Betty-look” woman. Both of them are alone in their respective tables.

Then the man begins to drink his first sip of beer. The part that seems to be so hilarious in this funny video is how the camera angle is made with the glass focused so as to cover the woman from the screen whenever the man drinks his beer. It is very hilarious that after every mouthful of beer, the glass is then lowered down the table and the woman is the ones left focused in the camera. She transforms into a sexier woman image slowly with each lowering of the glass of beer. As each shot of beer is made by the man, the woman evolves into becoming a lot sexier. After the first shot of beer, the woman is transformed from the mere coffee-stirring geeky look into a more confident looking woman, face-up with hair falling naturally over her shoulders. After the second shot of beer, the man is focused with an excited or aroused facial expression as the woman is seen with beautiful and tantalizing curly hair. Soon after the third shot of beer is made, the woman appears to seduce the man by showing or touching her cleavage, leaking the spoon and showing her broad shoulders while staring at him with an enticing look.

With a disbelief in his face, the man starts to shake his head and realized that the woman had just changed back into the geeky woman she first saw. He then, filled his empty glass with beer, however he found out that the bottle is also empty. He quickly signals the waiter asking for another bottle of beer, giving the impression that he eagerly wanted to drink again to see the woman transform into the beautiful and seductive lady he saw earlier when his brain was already hit with alcohol, haha!

Enjoy Life, Play More - Child Birth Funny Video

This funny video highlights one of the most important part in every man’s life and that is, birth. There’s a woman in the delivery room about to give birth to a newborn infant. With several deep breaths she comes to a shrieking scream releasing the newborn in a not so traditional manner. The infant was launched out of the mother’s womb like a cannon ball fired from the cannon. The umbilical cord is visibly seen within a split second of time.

The baby in this funny video, which is actually in a projectile motion, blasts right out of the hospital with a dramatic smash through the hospital windows breaking the glass like what you usually see in a traditional superhero movie. The male infant is focused on screen hurled up towards the atmosphere. He quickly evolves into a crying toddler, then into a grown preschooler, flying over the overpass and many other buildings. He quickly becomes a naked fair-skinned teenager screaming at the top of his voice and transforms into a very developed and muscular adolescent then becomes a young adult screaming with a much deeper voice, continually flown across the sky like a rocket or superman in supine position and clearly without the benefit of a misplaced trousers, hehe. He flies over the tress and begins to develop a wrinkling skin and white hairs with decaying teeth. This is already the transition of the adult starting to become the weak elderly.

Finally, the old man starts to descend towards the cemetery directly falling on his grave.
Now that’s really something, isn’t it? A concrete example of the famous line “from womb to tomb,” literally! Imagine if the life cycle is this fast. That’s why the video, which is supposedly a game console advertisement, encourages individuals of all ages to play more because life is short.

Airport Funny Video: Metal Detector

This funny video is at the airport in the inspection section for boarding passengers. There’s a peculiar-looking security woman standing near the metal detector, when out of nowhere a hot-looking stud, ready to board the airplane, comes in for security check. Unluckily, a beep was heard. And so, the security woman asked the over 6 feet blonde stud for his shirt to be removed. Maybe his shirt has metal or something.

The stud comes into a halt and did as the woman dictated. However, the woman in this funny video feasted her eyes on the lean male physique she is seeing in front of her. He then walks into the detector again half naked but it seems the warning beep sounded once again. Then it was the time she asked for his pants to be removed. The stud showed a puzzled look while the woman got her eyes stuck at him. However, the innocent stud gave in to her request and lowered his pants down. With eyes full of delight, all women nearby stopped to see the “hot” stud stand straight wearing only his branded trousers. The stud then passed by the detector for the last time without making the warning beep. He passed!

Maybe it was his pants that has a metal in it, or is it? The suspecting look of another security woman rushed toward her partner and grabbed something out of her partner’s pocket. Alas, she discovered that she has a remote control for making the machine beep at her own will, haha! Both their feasting eyes continued to gaze at their guiltless “prey” with the suspecting security woman exclaiming that one day she will really be caught.