Funny Matrix Video: Man Versus Cow

In this funny matrix video, two characters fight each other in a duel to the death: the man and a beast. No it’s not a lion nor a fierce tiger but a fat cow. Who’s going to win in this fight? Pick your bet. Is it going to be the average looking young man or the lactating cow with engorged breasts [for emphasis]?

Their fight is hilarious because you can never imagine man fighting against an animal such as a cow in this very silly and funny matrix video. Upon, stepping on the meadow, the man already hears a warning alarm telling him not to step on the grass meadow. With killer looks and angry stance, the cow prepares to battle the man using a familiar kung fu stance. With an amazed look, the man simply can’t believe what he is seeing. I, too can’t believe my eyes; if talking cows are not good enough, then how about a cow ready for combat? In self defense, the man dodges and quickly protects himself from all attacks the cow releases. The funniest part maybe the milk bullets that the cow shot multiple times. With engorged breasts, the cow ejected milk like machine guns try its best to hit the target. It is even funnier watching the bullet scene mimic the Matrix movie wherein there’s a slow motion and multi-angle camera rotation. It looks as if you’re watching the same movie with the same effects. However, the idea of a fighting cow is pretty unique. Given the right visual effects, maybe this may become a blockbuster hit. I will not spoil the fun as to who actually won the fight, but a clue as to how the battle ended would be – completely being “dried up!”