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Funny Matrix Video On Pingpong

This is one hell of a funny matrix video inspired by the visionary concept of the makers of the Matrix Trilogy. Imagine a sport like pingpong with a matrix twist, the result – a masterpiece!

In this particular game, it starts off with two players: the red and the orange player. Who could have thought of this as an ordinary game? If you’re very keen and observant enough you’ll notice that since the beginning there’s already some peculiar shadows moderately visible in the background of the whole set. They started to play like any other pingpong player does. They started the ball rolling and hitting it with the use of pingpong rackets. Suddenly, in the middle of nowhere, the players suddenly show some moves that defy the laws of Physics. A camera trick? Probably not!

In this funny matrix video, it is just unbearably funny seeing these players float and swim like fishes just to hit the pingpong ball. At some point, where there seemed to be a slow motion, you will just be caught off guard by the creative tilting of the set itself, not the camera, and the end result is a feast for the viewer’s tricked eyes. The game ended with the usage of a hidden power move that is also amazingly comical. Just see and find out who won the game.

Moreover, I’m not going to spoil how the creative team behind this video did it, but at least I’m giving you a hint. Watch the video and see how a matrix style movie can be made, not with 50 or more cameras at once to take multi-angular views, rather it’s only one single camera.

Funny Video: The Next Mariah Carey

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With about seven million hits in Youtube, this girl is definitely the bomb. Talking about the entire package she got it: the looks, the charm, the body and the voice. She has it all! Do we need another Mariah Carey? This girl is the next Mariah Carey. Or is she?

As the “Idol” fever conquers the world, who could have possibly thought that another “William Hung” had already been born? In Bulgaria, this girl made headlines. She really made a BIG impression to the judges. This performance will really be one of the most unforgettable moments in the television world. Does she even compare to Mariah? Go see for yourself.

In this funny video, she was asked what to sing for the audition and later she responded that she’s going to sing Mariah’s hit single “Ken Lee.” Did Mariah sing such an infamous song? One of the judges exclaimed and asked whether she was referring to the song Without You. Immediately, she said it’s not. The whole performance is incredible! Incredibly, BAD! You will really laugh endlessly. As the video is being played, you can see her singing along with the REAL Mariah. And in the end, she was asked what language she was using to sing. With unparalleled confidence, it was actually English, she answered. It may have been more acceptable if it was Bulgarian because billions of the people on the other parts of the globe outside Bulgaria do not know their language actually. Who said there can only be one Mariah? Now, we have two!

Funny Sexy Video On Golf Lessons

Know how to play golf? Maybe this guy in this funny sexy video can help you. Just contact him if interested. However, before that, watch this video first. This clip may have been a planned prank on the woman who is around 35 to 45 years of age and the other younger lady. With motherly figures and motherly looks, who could not be insecure with fellow hot-looking and young female trainees being trained at the same time? Want special attention? This guy really knows how to pick his favorites.

It is really very funny to see the reaction of the women being fooled in this funny sexy video. There are actually two of them. The other two ladies play the role of the sexy trainees. Golf training involves ridiculous hip swaying exercise back and forth and hip rotating movements like doing a grind. Moreover, another tip in golf training may be body contact, or at least this video says so. Paying close attention to his work, and I mean really close attention, the male trainer creates some bonds of his own to the two sexy trainees. He is actually doing “great” with his craft! The two innocent victims of this joke start to suspect the training because of the trainer’s constant body contact with the sexy girl trainee. He is also making some suggestive motions with his golf club. All-in-all, this is very entertaining.

Funny Home Video About Animals

In this funny home video, we like to ask a question as to who can give a whole new meaning to reproduction? It is nonetheless but the animals themselves, except humans. From bunnies to cows, to dogs and even turtles, these cute friends of ours never fail to amuse us and make us laugh with each “hump and bump.”

Who could have thought that Bugz Bunny’s relatives are attracted to the human head? What’s up doc? Anyone willing for a bunny style head approach route? Bunnies are really cute however, that’s the good news. The only bad thing that happened in this funny home video is that he even doesn’t hold back on cats. Now that’s cross-breeding! Cows also tend to climb up on people. Aren’t they cute? How about our best friends, the dogs? They have many fetishes and they love to play with them. Some use stuff toys and others even make use of a basket ball. Dogs and cats, together? Mmmm, that’s interesting. If a dog is heartbroken, he can always use his cat buddy. Dogs and humans? Naah! That’s common because men are also like dogs themselves, haha. How about a pig doing it with a garbage container? Isn’t that silly? What’s in their minds actually? Or do they have one? [Just kidding] If that is not silly enough then you can pay a closer attention with the affair between the dog and the cow. Is the cow playing hard to get? To see for yourself, go ahead and watch the video, it is really very funny. Trust me, I bet on this!

Funny Commercial Video: Use Condoms 1

Funny Commercial Video

Want to see sperm cells in action? Literally! This is a very visual and informative clip that enables you to picture out what actually is going on with condoms. This is like a major scale safe sex information campaign that shows everything in BIG sizes, and I really mean big.

Imagine yourself being followed by your own sperms [to the guys only]. Isn’t that ridiculous? In fact, men have millions of sperms and this shows how plentiful they are, but don’t be fooled by how BIG they are, haha. To add flavor, music is constantly played throughout this funny commercial video, using the mellow-dramatic song “Feelings” by Morris Albert. There is a man walking along the street with his sperm, really! And you can actually see a street-full of enlarged white sperm cells. He seemed to be constantly looking at his watch as if he was pressured by the ticking of time and smelling his breath to make sure it doesn’t smell bad. Maybe he is looking for his date?

Finally, he stopped at the corner of the street having seen his girl. The girl waved at him. Then he rushed towards her and found himself kissing the road because he was suddenly overtaken by the fast moving and crowding number of the sperms from his back. With amazement, the girl looks confused as innumerable numbers of sperms are fast approaching her. Without notice, the sperms seem to bump into a plastic, transparent wall. On aerial view, they actually bumped into the inner surface of a HUGE condom. I’m not over stating it, because it is really humongous. Well, that’s safe sex. Go see for yourself.

Funny Music Video: Tony Blair and George W. Bush’s Love Affair

Funny Music Video

In this modern world, where peril and war torment mankind, who could have thought that the fight against terror could be a funny thing to watch? In this video, the protagonists are Tony Blair [the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom] and George W. Bush [the present President of the United States of America]. Sorry to say, but there’s no Osama bin Laden.

I really loved this funny music video a lot. I’m sure all those who watch this video can relate well because the persons involved in the clip are two of the most iconic personalities in the world today. However, the funny twist is on how their speeches were converted to lip-sync a certain song. Moreover, that song happens to be the very popular romantic ballad originally sung by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross entitled Endless Love.

In the beginning, the viewer can notice the dramatic start of the slow motion effect of parading the flags of the two nations. The singing started off with Bush with the following lines, “My love, there’s only you in my life, the only thing that’s bright.” It is very funny [trust me] how precise the lip-sync was and you can just imagine Bush actually singing the song and not doing a speech. To add up more spice, it is Tony Blair’s role as the Diana Ross singer that gives more humor. He is very funny when you imagine him being a female singer. The song actually lasted from singing the first stanza until the chorus only. Short but absolutely hilarious, you’ll surely shout your hearts out with laughter!

Funny Toilet Video

This is a very funny toilet video. The toilet or comfort room is a place o relief. Who could have known of it as an avenue for such good amusing humor? There is this toilet with three urinals wherein the first and third urinals are already occupied by two men urinating. The comical relief starts to kick in with another guy entering the room and using the urinal between the two other guys. It is important to know that the guy using the first urinal has both of his hands used down below for urinating while the third guy has his left hand carrying a glass of rum and the new guy using the second urinal places a cigarette in his mouth and asks the third guy if he has a lighter.

It is very hilarious that all guys remained to have a very innocent look without malice throughout the entire funny video. Then the third guy answered yes and asked him if he could hold his tool underneath so that he can get the lighter in his pocket. And so, the second guy used his left hand to hold the third guy’s tool below, hehe. The third guy with the lighter quickly offered it to the second guy. However, the second guy has both his hands preoccupied. It was the time when he asked the first guy to his right, to kindly hold his tool using the first guy’s left hand so that he [the second guy] can receive the lighter with his right hand.
Finally, as the first guy is already finished urinating he warns the guy to his left [the second guy] that he has to release his tool because he is done.

It is really funny that as a rescue attempt, the third guy told the second guy not to worry because he has a free right hand. Thus, the second and third guy is left in the comfort room holding each other’s tool, with their other hands preoccupied either by drinking the glass of rum [third guy] and smoking the cigarette [second guy].

The Effect Of Beer On Men Funny Video

This is a funny video about alcoholic beverages. Beer has impacts to a man’s cognition, including funny effects, that is. In here, we have a man who is beginning to drink his beer. He is sitting at the table in front of another woman in her own table, who appears to be of the age from 30 to 40, wearing black sweater, and eyeglasses. She has a pony tail hairdo pictured as a geeky, office-type, “ugly Betty-look” woman. Both of them are alone in their respective tables.

Then the man begins to drink his first sip of beer. The part that seems to be so hilarious in this funny video is how the camera angle is made with the glass focused so as to cover the woman from the screen whenever the man drinks his beer. It is very hilarious that after every mouthful of beer, the glass is then lowered down the table and the woman is the ones left focused in the camera. She transforms into a sexier woman image slowly with each lowering of the glass of beer. As each shot of beer is made by the man, the woman evolves into becoming a lot sexier. After the first shot of beer, the woman is transformed from the mere coffee-stirring geeky look into a more confident looking woman, face-up with hair falling naturally over her shoulders. After the second shot of beer, the man is focused with an excited or aroused facial expression as the woman is seen with beautiful and tantalizing curly hair. Soon after the third shot of beer is made, the woman appears to seduce the man by showing or touching her cleavage, leaking the spoon and showing her broad shoulders while staring at him with an enticing look.

With a disbelief in his face, the man starts to shake his head and realized that the woman had just changed back into the geeky woman she first saw. He then, filled his empty glass with beer, however he found out that the bottle is also empty. He quickly signals the waiter asking for another bottle of beer, giving the impression that he eagerly wanted to drink again to see the woman transform into the beautiful and seductive lady he saw earlier when his brain was already hit with alcohol, haha!

Enjoy Life, Play More – Child Birth Funny Video

This funny video highlights one of the most important part in every man’s life and that is, birth. There’s a woman in the delivery room about to give birth to a newborn infant. With several deep breaths she comes to a shrieking scream releasing the newborn in a not so traditional manner. The infant was launched out of the mother’s womb like a cannon ball fired from the cannon. The umbilical cord is visibly seen within a split second of time.

The baby in this funny video, which is actually in a projectile motion, blasts right out of the hospital with a dramatic smash through the hospital windows breaking the glass like what you usually see in a traditional superhero movie. The male infant is focused on screen hurled up towards the atmosphere. He quickly evolves into a crying toddler, then into a grown preschooler, flying over the overpass and many other buildings. He quickly becomes a naked fair-skinned teenager screaming at the top of his voice and transforms into a very developed and muscular adolescent then becomes a young adult screaming with a much deeper voice, continually flown across the sky like a rocket or superman in supine position and clearly without the benefit of a misplaced trousers, hehe. He flies over the tress and begins to develop a wrinkling skin and white hairs with decaying teeth. This is already the transition of the adult starting to become the weak elderly.

Finally, the old man starts to descend towards the cemetery directly falling on his grave.
Now that’s really something, isn’t it? A concrete example of the famous line “from womb to tomb,” literally! Imagine if the life cycle is this fast. That’s why the video, which is supposedly a game console advertisement, encourages individuals of all ages to play more because life is short.

Airport Funny Video: Metal Detector

This funny video is at the airport in the inspection section for boarding passengers. There’s a peculiar-looking security woman standing near the metal detector, when out of nowhere a hot-looking stud, ready to board the airplane, comes in for security check. Unluckily, a beep was heard. And so, the security woman asked the over 6 feet blonde stud for his shirt to be removed. Maybe his shirt has metal or something.

The stud comes into a halt and did as the woman dictated. However, the woman in this funny video feasted her eyes on the lean male physique she is seeing in front of her. He then walks into the detector again half naked but it seems the warning beep sounded once again. Then it was the time she asked for his pants to be removed. The stud showed a puzzled look while the woman got her eyes stuck at him. However, the innocent stud gave in to her request and lowered his pants down. With eyes full of delight, all women nearby stopped to see the “hot” stud stand straight wearing only his branded trousers. The stud then passed by the detector for the last time without making the warning beep. He passed!

Maybe it was his pants that has a metal in it, or is it? The suspecting look of another security woman rushed toward her partner and grabbed something out of her partner’s pocket. Alas, she discovered that she has a remote control for making the machine beep at her own will, haha! Both their feasting eyes continued to gaze at their guiltless “prey” with the suspecting security woman exclaiming that one day she will really be caught.