Funny Jesus Video: Action Figures

According to this funny Jesus video, “Jesus Christ is here.” Indeed, he is here, although in the form of playable action figures. Who had ever imagined of making one anyway? There are three toys advertised namely: the soldier figure, the Mary figure and Jesus himself. I wonder how desperate the market has become these days. I just hope that this action figures won’t be mistaken as religious artifacts of some sort, most especially if you use it together with a cross. I actually want to live until the day comes that these toys will sell better than Lego, G.I. Joes and Barbie. If I’ll be serious with that goal, then I better be prepared for a very long wait after today. I just wonder if kids would actually love this. To the downside of it all, this funny Jesus video is hilarious especially at the portion wherein the soldier figure is piercing Jesus crucified on the cross. Speaking of children’s imaginative brutality instincts…

This package also offers other playable artifacts like the Spear of Destiny, the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Covenant. As what the last scene showed, the Ark of the Covenant is really explosive, literally. I just hope the kids will handle these figures with extreme caution. If ever kids come to buy these figures, I’m sure they’ll enjoy it because they will actually get the chance to “play” with Jesus. Maybe they will make him sleep in the Ark making it his tomb or pierce him with the spear or maybe they can even bathe him in the Holy Grail. I really do appreciate the fun these toys offer to the youngsters, pure “destructive” fun to be specific.